in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS
is this how marriages work
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
all the time
So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.
Okay who brought it back.