the-weird-taylor:

deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles:

deck-the-halls-with-jensenackles:

sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY”

AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES”  AND HE YELLED “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” 

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW SHOULD I GO FIND HIM OHMYGOD

I FOUND HIM HE’S REALLY NICE 

GUYS I MADE A FRIEND

so did you have sex or…

(via the-young-writer-gg)

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

(via pizzahoess)

rebel-blue-jay:

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

I have to wait 1 hour for the pizza dough to rise wtf

we had to wait a whole three days for jesus to rise

(via capturingkrakens)

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

(via tommoirwin)

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

image

(via capturingkrakens)

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

(via contributes-to-the-chaos)

storynerd:

whatupwinchester:

fuck sebastian stan but also like fuck sebastian stan

(via multiplepeople)