sOME GUY SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCREAMED “THE END IS NYE. BILL NYE. THE SCIENCE GUY”
AND I WAS LIKE OMFG SO I YELLED BACK “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES” AND HE YELLED “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT”
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW SHOULD I GO FIND HIM OHMYGOD
I FOUND HIM HE’S REALLY NICE
GUYS I MADE A FRIEND
so did you have sex or…
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I have to wait 1 hour for the pizza dough to rise wtf
we had to wait a whole three days for jesus to rise
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.